
Dave Arneson 1947-2009
Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...
Slytherin
You scored 29% Order/Chaos, and 23% Moral/Rational

You join people like Theodore Nott, Severus Snape, and Horace Slughorn.
The 4-grid I used to determine this is as follows:
| Chaotic | Orderly | |
| Moral | Gryffindor | Hufflepuff |
| Rational | Slytherin | Ravenclaw |
- Dr. Gary North
Andrew Sullivan says, "This economic crisis does not prove the policies of Noam Chomsky, it proves the policies of Ron Paul."
Ron Paul says, "GODDAMN RIGHT! I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THIS SHIT WOULD H
China, the enabler of our national deficit, halts lending to the U.S. "The decree appears to be Beijing's first attempt to erect defences against the deepening U.S. financial meltdown after the mainland's major lenders reported billions of U.S. dollars in exposure to the credit crisis."
Step Two in the Financial Breakdown: The Mother of All Bank Runs “The next step of this panic could be the mother of all bank runs, i.e. a run on the trillion dollar-plus of the cross-border short-term interbank liabilities of the US banking and financial system, as foreign banks start to worry about the safety of their liquid exposures to US financial institutions. A silent cross-border bank run has already started, as foreign banks are worried about the solvency of US banks and are starting to reduce their exposure. And if this run accelerates – as it may now – a total meltdown of the US financial system could occur.”
Global markets battered, Dow below 10,000 "There is all-out panic," said ING senior strategist Adrian van Tiggelen. "Everyone had hoped that after the acceptance of the package in the US and the bailouts in Europe, things would calm down but in effect, there are still strong fears of the domino effect."
Bailout bill does nothing for the real economy "We are probably a year away from the bottom in real estate. What this means is that the bailout bill will do absolutely nothing to help the real economy, and this is why the stock market fell anyway after the bill was passed."
Bailout bill's loopholes, IRS snooping "[Since the bailout passed] it's now possible for a bank to buy $100 billion of bad debt--perhaps in the form of subprime mortgages that are becoming quickly worthless-- declare bankruptcy, and sell it to the Treasury Department for $120 billion, or $200 billion."
European markets fall into the abyss "We face extreme danger. Unless there is immediate intervention on every front by all the major powers acting in concert, we risk a disintegration of global finance within days. Nobody will be spared, unless they own gold bars."

Unfortunately, the skit must have angered some people in high places because its been censored by NBC and nobody in the media seems to be mentioning it. Too much truth?
Watch it here, while you can
In the likely event that the skit gets pulled from youtube in the near future, here is a transcript :
http://michellemalkin.com/2008/10/07/th
Some links discussing the skit :
http://michellemalkin.com/2008/10/06/th
http://hotair.com/archives/2008/10/06/w
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-shepp
Edit : SNL says they plan to "edit" the skit because it "did not meet their standards"
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lal
Edit : very scary, its been censored. It must have pissed off some of the high ups who own NBC.
Your result for The Presidential Capacity Test...
Chief Justice

“Our chief justices have probably had more profound and lasting influence on their times and on the direction of the nation than most presidents.” - Richard M. Nixon
Not this time. Let's face it. You're little too stuffy to make it to the top. Maybe you stutter, or maybe you're just not pretty enough - either way, the American public's not ready to have you stammering and muttering your way through press releases in front of the entire world.
You've got the credentials and you've got strong values, but your face is probably better suited in the Supreme Court. Hell, Chief Justice is one of the most prestigious positions there is. Your integrity and strong judgement makes you perfect for the role. We'll leave you to deal with all the legal mumbo jumbo and paperwork.
Other possibilities:

Really, there are plenty of reasons McCain should be behind now - he effectively represents an unpopular incumbent, he is unpopular with his own party, he's not very charismatic. Obama, on the other hand, has every reason to on top of the world now - his "change" image, the deification he's been getting from the press, his charisma, the bump from beating out Hillary, the general unpopularity with the establishment and his anti-establishment hype. But, it seems like McCain and Obama are pretty close right now, close when Obama should be ahead by double digits. I think that probably anybody who would have voted for Obama would be a supporter by now, I think in the time between now and the election, undecideds are more likely to go to McCain. Unless something important happens that influences public opinion between now and then.
Of course, I'm not sure, but if I had to bet now, I'd bet on McCain.
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| What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract geeks! Your stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console. | |
| You attract rednecks! | |
| You attract artsy people! | |
| You attract Yuppies! | |
| You attract unstable people! | |
| You attract models! | |
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